How do u like it?

Sex.....how do u like it?

Nice and slow, or wild and raunchy?

Taking it easy, or ripping-off-a-$50-shirt kind of sex?

Rough. Deffinately.
Wild and rauchy is the only way you get a reaction from me.
Granted, I haven't really done the slow thing, mostly because it's way too boring an idea.
I reckon sex should be messy and passionate.

i like it good.
as long as the person isn't bad as it.

For me, I guess your question comes down to "what day is it?"

Goodnight, everybody!

Why Hapgood? Do u only do it on days that end with "day"?


 

LOL

Actually, sidebar: one-a-day underpants. They have no Sunday. Why is that? Are we supposed to go commando that day? Pick our favourite day and repeat it?

*confused*

Wild and Raunchy. Slow is to boring. But sometimes it's okay when just pashing i guess.

It depends on who you are doing it with

If it is someone you really truly care about, slow would be nice and peaceful and lovely
Someone you don't know (met in a club or something I guess) raunchy would be the best way to do it I guess

I dunno though

I guess it would also depend on your mood

Mixing it up seems nice to. Start slow (h) WORK YOUR WAY TO RAUNCHYVILLE!

Etc

that whole love and slow thing is so bullshit.

with mine... We start off slow then just go fast... and pash, kiss each other alot, hold each other, you know, its great.

Fast and crazy is great.

Clawing...

Holding...

Sometimes a bit of biting ;p.

But don't get me wrong, I do love starting up slow then getting faster.

Oh my

lol, this is a mature conversation not a raunchy cyber chat!

speaking of that, there's a great comedy piece where one person is trying to cyberchat... and the other person is typing in Dungeons and Dragons commands. That cracks me up.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

blood ninja ftw.

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

HARRRRRR lol

bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so

sweet17: Go f&*% yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

haha I think I like this one best though...

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.