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I was once adored by someone tall,
He provided me shade, but that was all.
Someone fat loved the way I spoke,
But who could love breasts on a bloke?
Fiery red was the next mans nose,
He was addicted to drink and had no toes.
Once I was loved by someone short,
Patent leather was all he wore.
The one after that had a think beard,
With food hanging off, he was declared slightly weird.
A glass eye followed this, green I recall,
It fell off the bed and that was all.
There was a punk, with piercing and gel,
Who believed in nothing but damnation in hell.
Be-speckled was his follower, geek to the core,
A computer genius, and yet such a bore.
One man was attracted by my eyes,
Yet so thin disappeared when he turned to the side.
I once loved a pirate fantastic in bed,
Could do wonderful things with that wooden leg.
One lied in a suit and carried a case,
Toothbrush moustache upon his face.
A DJ, a rapper, musician of sorts,
Could not hear a thing due to distorts.
And one could sing like never before,
Yes he could squawk like a jungle macaw.
But there is one man on which I can depend,
And that is myself, a lover of men.